This was contributed by Geof Uyehara, an occasional contributor to Motorcycle Times.

The Seven Gears of Holiday Good Cheer

Vtec, turbo, 16 valve four,

Straight six, v8, 12 cylinders more.

Not a checkered flag has been dropped nor a smoking tire warmed.
Thru straights and wild curves, of hearts and clear tears, for holiday big cheer,

Did Santa and his team arrive with a roar of first gear.
Vtec, turbo, 16 valve four,

Straight six, v8, 12 cylinders more.

Get up, get up, you fancy big bore, send shivers and patches to lend us some more. Power over power makes quick bikes so smooth, that tomorrow will be Christmas for everyone to snooze.
Vtec, turbo, 16 valve four,

Straight six, v8, 12 cylinders more.

All Fastbacks and boat tails for round holiday good cheer. Did Santa and the Pistons bring jolly fine gear, for holiday races for all to quite hear. Gear Shifting and braking alighting so near. So do bring double fine oils and liquids of cheer and cruise ever so peacefully and have a Happy new year.